Clef ([info]clef) wrote,
2005-08-30 12:42:00

TOUCH KITTY

Man, I really want a cat in the worst way. I would like a Maine Coon because they are very handsome and fancy looking. I saw this cat on Friday, and totally want to rescue her:


She is so cute and it was so sad seeing her in kitty jail. A fancy lady cat like that obviously deserves to belong to a homo that will shower her with love and affection.

Her name is Tika, which is totally LAME, so if I got her I would of course give her a proper name. I think animals need to have a first, middle, and last name just like people. Here is a list of possible names:

Angel Cupcake Mendez
Olivia Neutron Bomb
Linda Blair
Sue Ellen Crandell

What other awesome names can you think of?

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[info]auntiec

August 30 2005, 18:59:06 UTC 6 years ago

OLIVIA NEUTRON BOMB

I love you clef.

p.s. I would name her Princess Buttercup Whiskerface but that's just me.

p.p.s. I also fancy old lady names, perhaps you might go with a Mildred Frances Oppenheimer or a Phyllis Jean Fuzzybritches.

[info]clef

August 30 2005, 22:01:46 UTC 6 years ago

Yes, Princess Buttercup Whiskerface is excellent. I like old lady names too, but this cat is younger and she was found on the STREETS with a litter of kittens, which means she's a kitty ho, so she needs a ho name. Hoes need to know they hoes.

[info]emmaone

August 30 2005, 19:35:39 UTC 6 years ago

i ain't got no shit on names but MAINE COONS ARE SO ADORABLE yay kitties

[info]clef

August 30 2005, 22:02:38 UTC 6 years ago

I know, I want one so bad.

[info]rso

August 30 2005, 20:41:57 UTC 6 years ago

We all know you're gay and all that but do you really have to list such bullshit names?

[info]clef

August 30 2005, 21:06:27 UTC 6 years ago

Don't hate, hater.

[info]jspeed

August 30 2005, 23:26:32 UTC 6 years ago

I would name this cat Molly

Not after the Achewood cat though.

[info]rso

August 31 2005, 03:09:35 UTC 6 years ago

I will hate on your god-damned awful names forever.

[info]clef

August 31 2005, 03:12:41 UTC 6 years ago

[info]rso

August 31 2005, 03:40:22 UTC 6 years ago

WOMANHITLER.

[info]mega_jerkface

August 30 2005, 22:42:43 UTC 6 years ago

Olivia Neutron Bomb? Striking resemblence to Olivia Newton-John. Are you going to get physical?

[info]clef

August 31 2005, 02:42:59 UTC 6 years ago

You know how I roll.

[info]vapidhandsome

August 31 2005, 01:46:54 UTC 6 years ago

maya the bee

the holy stone of murders

scipio fluffricanus (also cat must be made male) (also black)

pfanekuchen (german for pancakes) (probably)

kokoschnoos (german for coconut)

skeletrocity Mk. IV

flumfy-wumfy-umf-bumf

fantasmogrammaton

hecate (OOOHH OOOHH WITCHAY WOMAN) or maybe circe

shadrachmeshachabednigo FUSED! AS! ONE! (the cat must wear three fezzes and survive exposure to an oven)

hatebacon

the dread hand of a thousand sunsets

oooouuuuaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhh

heat-a-bean

osophy

punish-fuck

HEE-WACK

fantacore

unstoppabeast

phantom 2049

the electric light orchestra official long-haired domestic cat experience

liquid ghost bitch motherfucker of the sun

dodi






did i say hatebacon already

[info]vapidhandsome

August 31 2005, 02:19:54 UTC 6 years ago

also: dr emilios rageboner

[info]clef

August 31 2005, 02:42:27 UTC 6 years ago

All those names are awesome. If this was a contest, you sir, would be WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[info]renoncule

August 31 2005, 03:05:16 UTC 6 years ago

Kittens of mass destruction!

I love her orange nose, like she was frolicking in a field of pansies and it got covered in pollen! She looks like a Theodora Princess ("Theodorable!") or maybe a Honey Rose to me. Doubtless she'll be a precious loveykins no matter what you name her. Just keep all your cabinets locked and your valubles out of reach. Trust me. My Maine Coons are pure anarchists when it comes to their lack of belief in the value of property, and they can be vicious when expressing their disdain for bougie goods.

[info]sallybanner

August 31 2005, 05:24:19 UTC 6 years ago

from a cellphone commercial: buffy delorian riggsdale

[info]dysgraphia

September 2 2005, 01:41:56 UTC 6 years ago

Muthafucker I'm a Cat
Yeah, that's what I'd call it. Anyway, the best name, Gilligan, is already taken. Get the fucking kitty already!
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